Second day: God creates trees, plants and pretty flowers and saith, "It is good."
Third day: God creates the beasts of the field, the birds of the air, and creepy-crawly things and saith, "It is good."
Fourth day: God creates Man and saith, "It is good, but it is not good that Man should be alone." Therefore God creates Woman and saith, "It is good."
Fifth day: God creates the house, that Man and Woman can get away from the plants, the trees, the birds, the beasts, and the creepy-crawly things. He sees that the house has four bedrooms, three baths, a two-car garage, closet space of every kind and a refrigerator with that ice cube thingy in the door and saith: "It is good."
Sixth day: Woman asks God, "Is it good for our walls to be bare?" And God lays drop cloths, tapes around windows and trim, primes, paints, paints a second coat, and touches up all the little mistakes He made along the way and saith: "Forget this! I'm taking tomorrow off!"
